I just made out with a guy for $7.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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