could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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