i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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