after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
we're so committed to being not committed
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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