it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
sex in a hospital.. check
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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