the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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