theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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