Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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