normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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