Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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