you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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