I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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