I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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