the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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