Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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