I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
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I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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