You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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