sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
