i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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