Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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