i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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