My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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