return my video game
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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