I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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