just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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