We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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