Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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