Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
no, he came in my armpit
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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