let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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