In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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