It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
where am i from again
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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