Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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