when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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