I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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