She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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