I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well I just put wine in my tea
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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