Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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