Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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