I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just googled if crying burns calories
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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