I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Randomize
