I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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