that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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