Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just had sex on a roof
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
COCAINE IS GR8
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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