Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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