Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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