seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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