I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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