I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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