I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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