Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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