Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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