please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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