my mouth tastes like poor choices
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I want to fling myself into the sun
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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