It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Two words: blizzard sex
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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