She said her name was "party"
they need to just BURY HIM!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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