Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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