Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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